when the worldbuilding in the smut comic you’re reading is actually pretty intriguing 

i lit the match with a flick of the cleat from the league that hexed me

yeah i’ll see you in hell cuz it’s hell that sent me

as i walk out the door singing “next team, next team”

I hate you people so much

Girls with. Girls with deep voices

Cellos are women

it is very important that you know that every time I talk about alien-human interactions I am writing everybody as insane. you need to be if you want to join the Space Federation or whatever it’s called. no “humans are the WEIRDEST STRONGEST BRAVEST CRAZIEST of them all lol earth is a deathrworld” we love biological and cultural relativism in this house. everybody is weird and also insane.

you think humans are the only sapient creatures that will eat something off the ground? think the fuck again. Th’arxal over there has just horfed a caterpillar, and her molecular biology is incompatible with Earth proteins. She’s going to end up in the Space ER because she puts things in her mouth. It’s okay; she’s a zoologist.

astarion just fully ready to fuck a bear

HE FUCKED THAT BEAR.

I'm glad you asked! Baldurs Gate 3 is about an alien invasion

my mass demon girlies attack for af! featuring @thepigeonk1ng, sadsocks, halloftherose, @anemersi, cwiserart, rainbowism, starri_ti, @softcubbus, caffeinatedregrets, @benryconcrete, myusenpai, and icybu :3

the one trope that never fails to Get Me is normal butch x insane femme

butch whos kind of down to earth and rolls with the punches & femme whos utterly deranged and out to win her man (female). shes like hes the specialest girl ever and if you dont clap for him i’ll blow up this fucking building

like 90% of the responses to this post feature characters who are literally not butch but thats ok i too love projecting on fictional characters and lying to myself

ME: so this is the 21st century
CAVEMAN: i don't know what either of those words mean but okay
ME: it'd take a while to explain. we've solved many problems that used to consume a lot of your time
CAVEMAN: oh, so you've figured out why we're all here and what it all means and you've got nothing left to do but watch the sun go down and go back up again like a corpse
ME: god no. We don't know any of that shit and we have like an average of half an hour of free time per day and we spend most of it worrying about shit other people say about us
CAVEMAN: I'm going to draw you as a notoriously stupid animal on the wall of a cave
ME: We have that too. It's called wojaks

Elden Ring TWERK OFF Match 12

THE ELDEN RING LGBT COMMUNITY WILL FOREVER BE BROKEN FROM THIS

Twerking is mostly legwork, specifically your ankles. At least Malenia has the prosthesis, Radahn literally Does Not Have Feet.

The fact that Malenia is not crushing in this poll is very cringe